I went for a drink with a guy I had been chatting with online. He seemed pretty normal good job, intelligent, funny. His first question on sitting down with our drinks was whether I was up for anal. I bypassed and watched him drink his body weight in shots before he started crying about his ex-girlfriend and then threw up down my shoulder when I was trying to walk him home. This was around 18 months ago, and he still messages me from time to time with a "hey," or my favourite, "I miss you.
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Shortly after the quarantine restrictions had been lifted, I decided to try my hand at the dating apps…again. A day or two after I arrived back to the city after several months my family I agreed to a date with Christian, a fair-skinned Scandinavian-looking stock trader I met on Bumble who resided a minute train ride outside NYC. When your date shits his pants: The Diarrhea Disaster Date. Christian offered to make the trek via public transit for some cocktails and possibly a bite to eat. Being a typical city girl, I loathe the sheer thought of leaving the comfort of this little island of Manhattan, so clearly I did not object.
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I filled out all the personal info they asked for and obsessively checked back for my matches. The first set came, and I immediately started looking the guys over. I almost gagged when I realized they had matched me up with my brother! How gross is that? So I decided to try smaller, more personalized ones.